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The Very Hungry Caterpillar - a Dietary Review

Ang: " Haha, and what do you make of his diet? Not enough protein? Were there any horrible bitter and watery vegetables?" ...What I think of his diet 1 Apple - okay, I like apples. 2 Pears - also good, although I wouldn't eat two whole pears. Maybe in a nice chocolate sauce, or cooked in wine? 3 Plums is a bit much. I would eat a plum, although I don't like plum skins much. 4 Strawberries. No problem. I'd prefer them in a daiquiri, though. 5 Oranges might be a bit much in one sitting, but over a whole day? plausible and enjoyable - maybe a bit boring after the second. Cake, Ice cream, pickle, cheese, salami, lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, cupcake - all good. Can't be doing with watermelon, though. Too watery. ONE NICE GREEN LEAF? FUCK OFF. Looking forward to drinking nothing but nectar for the rest of my life.