...What I think of his diet
2 Pears - also good, although I wouldn't eat two whole pears. Maybe in a nice chocolate sauce, or cooked in wine?
3 Plums is a bit much. I would eat a plum, although I don't like plum skins much.
4 Strawberries. No problem. I'd prefer them in a daiquiri, though.
5 Oranges might be a bit much in one sitting, but over a whole day? plausible and enjoyable - maybe a bit boring after the second.
Cake, Ice cream, pickle, cheese, salami, lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, cupcake - all good. Can't be doing with watermelon, though. Too watery.
ONE NICE GREEN LEAF? FUCK OFF.
Looking forward to drinking nothing but nectar for the rest of my life.